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The Infamous op-begger contest


Q: What's this?
A: An old (lame) thing I did for shits and grins, several years ago. It caught some attention though, and is kind of amusing if you IRC. Enjoy, if you're into that kind of things ;)

Q: But what IS it??
A: Me begging for OP on random IRCchannels.

_AnoN_ also made a contest, you can find it here


I got 4 suggestions for best opbegging line, i chose igor2's entry as the winner.

Igor2's entry
[19:11] <Igor2> >loonix> "I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has large
secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me"

MaWiMaNa's entry
[19:04] <MaWiMaNa> "Please OP me, because I only got five
minutes before I die and I wanted, just this one time, to ban everyone
in the channel. I promise to unban you all, before I pass away.
Please hurry! I the Reaper is just behind me!"

Aiwendil's entry
[19:07] <Aiwendil> "give me op or I will summon the wrath of
FireBot on thy" :)

norvgea's entry
[00:07] <norvgea> semlan- you know that i like you..
[00:07] <norvgea> ;p
[00:07] <Semlan> lol
[00:07] <Malcolm> hmmmmm :P
[00:07] <norvgea> and everybody with @
[00:07] <norvgea> ;p


#linux - rated as: heh
Session Start: Fri Aug 31 02:07:47 2001
[02:07] *** Now talking in #linux
[02:07] *** Topic is 'SPEAK ENGLISH! IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION,
PLEASE ASK IN CHANNEL!'
[02:07] <Loonix> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central administrator
of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has large secure holes.
To let me check for FREE today - op me
[02:08] <fanne> lol
[02:08] <fanne> that's a good one

#beginner - rated as: better than #linux :)
Session Start: Fri Aug 31 02:05:05 2001
[02:05] *** Now talking in #beginner
[02:05] *** Topic is 'Have fun, be nice & ask your IRC questions here!
[English please] :)'
[02:05] <Malcolm-> Loonix ;)
[02:05] <Loonix> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[02:06] <Loonix> hoy Malcolm-, another botadmin.. he should
have ops too
[02:06] <Haziltje> yeah right
[02:06] <sharon``> give them a sec to work on it.....
[02:07] <Haziltje> if the holes are secure whats the prob? :o)
[02:07] * bats slaps Loonix around a bit with a large trout
[02:07] <sharon``> maybe they r too secure....
[02:07] <Malcolm-> lol Haziltje :)
[02:08] <Haziltje> hehe
[02:08] <sapenov> hello
[02:08] <Loonix> hm
[02:08] <Loonix> it is important
[02:09] <Loonix> there will be a massive irc-war tomorrow night
[02:09] <sapenov> why
[02:09] <Loonix> this chan is big, so you should have protection
[02:09] <sapenov> what protection
[02:09] <Haziltje> condoms?
[02:10] <Loonix> arrg... be reasonable. it will just take 5 minutes
to test it, another 5 to patch if the bug is there
[02:11] <Haziltje> we have our own maintenance team here, so dont
worry ur little head about it ;o)
[02:11] <Loonix> ur doing a big mistake
[02:12] <sapenov> php ?
[02:12] * sabbe should have ops too, your toiletpaper is outdated...
I'm here to fix it :)
[02:13] <Loonix> ah well... this chan will be taken tomorrow im afraid :\
[02:13] <|ceKn|ght> Yawn :)
[02:13] <sharon``> yawn :o)))
[02:14] * sabbe is wondering, if the chan will be taken cause of security
holes, why can't you make them op you then? ... I mean, you know the
holes, use 'm ... (wait, that sounds naughty)
[02:15] <Haziltje> hehe
[02:15] * sabbe has to say, 'Ppl do get creative these dayz'
[02:15] <Loonix> sabbe, it require some time to do it, and i dont have it...
i spend my time now patching other big chans

#coders - rated as: ok
Session Start: Thu Aug 30 19:18:03 2001
[19:18] *** Now talking in #coders
[19:18] *** Topic is 'http://www.politicalcompass.org/'
[19:18] <Loonix> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[19:18] <ld0d> lol
[19:18] *** yitz^away is now known as yitzhaq
[19:18] <zYRAXevil> hahaha
[19:19] *** ld0d sets mode: +v Loonix
[19:19] <Loonix> ..finally someone who doesnt take it serious ;]
[19:19] <ld0d> ;)

#chat - rated as: lol
Session Start: Thu Aug 30 19:14:27 2001
[19:14] *** Now talking in #chat
[19:14] *** Topic is 'Wankers @ www.jore.f2s.com'
[19:14] <Loonix> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[19:15] <Kewen> Thats Really funny.
[19:15] <Kewen> "Hi I am A thief And a Liar, Give me all your
money and I'll save it! For free!"
[19:16] <Loonix> i know its funny, almost as funny as you
taking it serious =)
[19:16] <Kewen> Well, Its IRC, you can Never ever know:)

#cyberchat - rated as: rofl
Session Start: Fri Aug 31 02:01:23 2001
[02:01] *** Now talking in #cyberchat
[02:01] *** Topic is 'Does it bother u that homepages can check
for files on your computer? !yes/!no'
[02:01] <Loonix^> gino..... how the hell did u manage to get
that virus?!
[02:02] *** Joins: Kez (melt@ACAB1CE6.ipt.aol.com)
[02:02] <Loonix^> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[02:02] *** gino was kicked by Kez (DCC SEND
C:\WINDOWS\LIFE_STAGES.TXT.SHS)UW)
[02:03] <Kez> Loonix^ u think we are stupid?
[02:03] <Loonix^> well.. now im not sure :> just testing who's
taking that seriously ;]
[02:04] *** Loonix^ is now known as Loonix
[02:04] <Kez> well i'm sure us ops can deal with any possible
holes they may or may not be

#slovenia - rated as: hoho
[02:14] <Loonix> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[02:14] *** Joins: mihh (mihh@AS-113-39.dial-up.siol.net)
[02:14] <Tadeja> kaj ti te je?
[02:14] <Zli_Kurac> hahahahaha
[02:14] <Vanquish> hahahahahhahaha
[02:14] *** Parts: IME (~IME@8-39.ta.cable.kks.net) (IME)
[02:14] <Tadeja> folk!!!!!!!!!!!! kaj ste fsi tak f pizdi ???????????'
[02:14] <Zli_Kurac> jaoo kere ideje
[02:15] *** You were kicked by Vanquish (4so what did u find out?)

#c - rated as: roflol
Session Start: Fri Aug 31 02:06:56 2001
[02:06] *** Now talking in #c
[02:06] *** Topic is 'C programming - English - www.tuomas.net/c/ |
C++? -> #C++'
[02:06] <Loonix> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot thecnology of ircnet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[02:07] <PinkFluid> Loonix: Nice try.
[02:07] <a13x> :))))))))))))
[02:07] <TuXX> Loonix: heh
[02:07] <a13x> LOL
[02:07] <a13x> heheheh
[02:07] <Loonix> :)
[02:07] <TuXX> Loonix: try #linux
[02:07] <a13x> is this guy kidding ?
[02:07] <a13x> :)))
[02:07] <a13x> LOL
[02:07] <Loonix> :)
[02:07] <Loonix> ..trying #linux ;]
[02:08] <Loonix> ..all chat chans seem to take me seriously,
while progger chans just do like u just did ;]
[02:08] <a13x> hehehe...i almost woke my mum...
i'm laughing so hard
[02:08] <a13x> :)
[02:08] <TuXX> Loonix: haha.. you'll recieve a free ban
within 3 secs
[02:08] <Loonix> hehehe
[02:08] <TuXX> :]
[02:08] <a13x> hehehe
[02:09] <TuXX> to gain access to my 600 gig Porn HDDs, you
simply need to op me.. and you will instantly recieve the login
information to my ftp server
[02:09] <a13x> and on dialup
[02:09] <a13x> :)
[02:09] <a13x> hehe
[02:09] <Loonix> TuXX =)
[02:09] <a13x> bwahaha
[02:09] <a13x> i'm still laughing
[02:10] <TuXX> a13x: thats great
[02:10] <a13x> where do people get such ideas ?
[02:10] *** Quits: TuXX (~ircd@pD95059D9.dip.t-dialin.net)
(we know nothing - we simply label things)
[02:11] <Loonix> a13x .. i was arranging a best-op-begger
contest, and that came up ;]
[02:11] <a13x> lol
[02:11] <Loonix> ..feel free to join the contest ;)
[02:11] <a13x> u have way too much free time...
[02:11] <Loonix> hahahahhahaha
[02:11] <Loonix> thats correct =)
[02:12] <Loonix> ..trying #vb
[02:12] <a13x> :)
[02:12] <pv2b> #vb looks like a botnet
[02:13] <mystix> heyyy !!! TuXX0r !!!!
[02:13] <Loonix> hm
[02:13] <mystix> uhm
[02:13] <Loonix> tell me some more lame/less lame
chans to try on =)
[02:13] *** roofa is now known as roofaway
[02:13] <a13x> Loonix: try #slovenia or #slovenija
[02:15] <Loonix> loolll! :)
[02:15] <Loonix> got kicked ;]
[02:15] <a13x> :))
[02:15] <a13x> try #bsd
[02:16] * pasky whispers #eu-opers
[02:16] <a13x> hehehe
[02:16] <a13x> good-one
[02:16] <pv2b> Loonix: try #unix :)

#fortress.uk.xiii @ QuakeNet - rated as: lame!
Session Start: Fri Aug 31 02:25:59 2001
[02:26] *** Now talking in #fortress.uk.xiii
[02:26] *** Joins: Flying` (~My_Arse@213.123.17.77)
[02:26] <Loonix> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot technology of QuakeNet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[02:28] *** Doggeh sets mode: +b *!solve@*.online.no
[02:28] *** You were kicked by Doggeh (yeah yeah, fuck off.)
[02:30] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[02:32] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[02:32] *** Rejoined channel #fortress.uk.xiii
[02:32] *** Joins: Flying (~My_Arse@213.123.17.77)
[02:32] <Loonix> what, u didnt like tat? :>
[02:32] <Flying> hmm cant connect
[02:32] *** Doggeh sets mode: +b *!*@*.dialup.online.no
[02:32] <Loonix> heh
[02:32] #fortress.uk.xiii Cannot send to channel
[02:32] <Doggeh> answer question?
[02:32] *** Disconnected
[02:33] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[02:33] *** Rejoined channel #fortress.uk.xiii
[02:33] <Loonix> have lots of proxy :)
[02:33] <Loonix> hehe
[02:33] *** pv2b sets mode: +b Loonix!*@*
[02:33] <Loonix> well
[02:33] #fortress.uk.xiii Cannot send to channel
[02:33] *** You were kicked by pv2b (no.)
[02:33] *** Rejoined channel #fortress.uk.xiii
[02:33] <[NiX]> :)
[02:33] <Doggeh> lol0x
[02:34] <[NiX]> hey
[02:34] *** Jackal sets mode: +b *!saasd@frakk1.kkf.hu
[02:34] *** You were kicked by Jackal (Silly customer,
you cannot harm the Twinkie!)
[02:34] #fortress.uk.xiii Cannot send to channel
[02:36] #fortress.uk.xiii created on Wed May 16 06:29:45 2001
Session Close: Fri Aug 31 03:00:42 2001
....and so i left them alone =)

#ImP.priv @ QuakeNet - rated as: roflmfao!!!!!!! :D
note: I'm [NiX] here. pv2b knows what I'm up to, he's a friend

Session Start: Fri Aug 31 02:41:09 2001
[02:41] *** Now talking in #ImP.priv
[02:41] <[NiX]> I'm here to check your bots. I'm the central
administrator of bot technology of QuakeNet. It seems your bots has
large secure holes. To let me check for FREE today - op me
[02:41] *** Screamz sets mode: +o [NiX]
[02:42] *** Screamz is now known as Scream^away
[02:42] * Scream^away is Away (f00d) at 12:26am (Beeper:On)
[02:42] *** Joins: pv2b (~pvz@md4692859.utfors.se)
[02:43] <pv2b> Hi. I'm here to inform you about alleged bot
checking personell, who gain operator status illicitly by asking
for it, posing as network administrators.
[02:44] <pv2b> Under no circumstances op any of those. If an
IRC op needs op, they can give it to themselves.
[02:44] *** [NiX] sets mode: -ooo Emb4lm3r GoDatKNiFEPoiNT
Scream^away
[02:44] * Scream^away is Back after (2m 10s)
[02:44] *** Scream^away is now known as Screamz
[02:44] <[NiX]> to late
[02:44] <[NiX]> tata
[02:44] <[NiX]> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[02:44] <[NiX]> woo...
[02:44] <Screamz> lol
[02:44] <Screamz> opp me
[02:44] *** [NiX] sets mode: +o Screamz
[02:44] <[NiX]> hehe
[02:44] <[NiX]> ;]
[02:44] <[NiX]> kiddin
[02:44] <Screamz> :)
[02:44] <pv2b> :)
[02:44] *** Screamz sets mode: +o Emb4lm3r
[02:44] *** Screamz sets mode: +o GoDatKNiFEPoiNT
[02:45] <Screamz> huh
[02:45] <Screamz> wots up with pv2b?
[02:45] *** Screamz sets mode: +v pv2b
[02:46] <pv2b> Screamz: you're questioning me being here to
warn you from evil take over people, when you op takeover
people yourselves without asking yourself a question twice? :)
[02:46] <[NiX]> .. i think he deserve op
[02:46] *** [NiX] sets mode: +o pv2b
[02:46] <pv2b> nah.
[02:46] <Screamz> i dont understand
[02:46] *** pv2b sets mode: -o pv2b
[02:46] <[NiX]> i'll make sure he does nothing bad ;)
[02:46] <Screamz> Wots going on
[02:47] <[NiX]> im just testing your bots
[02:47] <[NiX]> 46% .. no bugs so far =)
[02:47] <Screamz> o cool
[02:47] <Screamz> cheers
[02:47] <Screamz> thanx pv2b
[02:48] <pv2b> Screamz: did you read what I wrote about
4 minutes ago?
[02:48] <Screamz> yer
[02:48] <Screamz> I dont understanf
[02:48] <Screamz> I dont understand it
[02:48] <Screamz> but iread it
[02:48] <Screamz> but i rad it
[02:48] * Emb4lm3r is still away -[ Owning @ 173 0 212.137.72.42
27016 nguk.net ]- gone 10 min 1 s -[ P:On / L:On ]-
[02:48] <pv2b> Screamz: sometimes people come on IRC and
ask for ops, posing as IRC operators
[02:48] <Screamz> yer
[02:48] <pv2b> Screamz: and they trick you into opping them.
[02:48] <Screamz> o
[02:48] <pv2b> Screamz: has this ever happened to you
[02:48] <pv2b> ?
[02:48] <Screamz> no
[02:49] <Screamz> yill put +bitch on
[02:49] <pv2b> Screamz: are you sure? :)
[02:49] <Screamz> yer
[02:49] *** [NiX] sets mode: -ooo Emb4lm3r GoDatKNiFEPoiNT Screamz
[02:49] *** [NiX] sets mode: -o [NiX]
[02:49] <[NiX]> there.
[02:49] <[NiX]> all set
[02:49] <Screamz> wot?
[02:49] <pv2b> are you sure you havent had problems
with fake IRC opers?
[02:49] <Screamz> well maybe
[02:50] <Screamz> NiX
Session Close: Fri Aug 31 02:51:12 2001

So I guess we can conclude that: Coder channels contain
intelligent people (well, dunno about #linux ...), chat channels
tend to take this seriously, and QuakeNet, a gaming network,
contain complete idiots.





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